ETIQUETTE

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The more comfortable I am with you, the better time had by us both.

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Between my website and reviews there is really so reason for you to ask or me to have to answer awkward or inappropriate questions. Be sure to look there first.

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Please make sure to text me about 90 minutes before our scheduled time so I know for sure that our rendezvous is still on.

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An unsealed envelope left in plain sight is a great way to handle the donation.  

Please don't hand the envelope to me directly.  

It would be great if you gave me a little privacy just then so I can put it safely away.

It might be a good time to wash your hands!
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If donating via CashApp or Venmo that must be completed before being invited upstairs.
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If donating via Bitcoin or gift card, it must be sent far in enough in advance for  confirmation.

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Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated.  

It will result in the early termination of our time together.

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Being freshly scrubbed is an absolute must.  

You're always welcome to use my shower. 

Just try to let me know in advance if you will.
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Use of illegal drugs will not be permitted.

Please don't ask.